Chapter 010: Orochimaru at the Comic Convention

Indeed professional, indeed hardcore. The elder sister gave a thumbs up, "Although I heard you have quite a few hardcore friends, I didn't expect it to be to this extent. Hello, Orochimaru, I am Tsunade, your old classmate"

Objectively speaking, the standard of the club's cosplay is actually quite good, with a relatively high degree of fidelity

Perhaps having overheard the murmurs of the two, the elder sister turned her head and glared at them with anger

Yuan Man, who was fully engaged in mocking, laughing, and cursing, finally realized that the joke had gone too far

The time is just before 8:00 AM, and the location is at the entrance of Venue C in the largest exhibition center in the area

Fortunately, Yuan Man timely intervened: "Professional cosplayer, hardcore Orochimaru fan, once in costume, fully immersed in the role"

On one side is the combination of Yuan Man and Orochimaru, while on the other side is the client contacted last night, a woman referred to as "Big Sister" and a small group she leads

Orochimaru : `` ... ... ''

Yuan Man deeply agreed.

I know that you cosplay as Orochimaru, but I am asking for your real name

She ... ... Is this in Cos Tsunade ?

It is evident that he did it intentionally

Kakashi Hatake has taken on the role of a mediator

The excuse that Yuan Man had long thought of was: "I have a friend who is not from here. It's rare for him to come over, so I want to take him out to have some fun. I will also take a few photos to submit for publication when I return."

It's nothing, I'm already accustomed to greeting old friends

At this moment, two other individuals stepped forward, one on the left and one on the right, grasping the "older sister" by the arms and pulling her back a few steps

You should save some energy for the performance on stage

Yuan Man sighed dramatically while trying to suppress his laughter

Certainly, with his calm demeanor and intellect, it was impossible for him to reveal any flaws. After a brief moment of hesitation, he naturally continued speaking.

After all

Orochimaru : `` ... ... ''

Are all the people in this world so strange? I somewhat regret coming here

"Even the sound is very impressive, it's fantastic." The elder sister nodded in satisfaction and said, "Can we make a deal? Would you be able to make a guest appearance in our play? It doesn't have to be a lot, just a few lines, just to connect the scenes."

Once again being held back, it is none other than Hatake Kakashi and Guy.

I know that the remaining time is simply not enough for rehearsal. The elder sister is also an experienced figure in the circle, so she naturally knows what to do. Please, I beg you, Orochimaru

What are you saying

Yuan Man retorted: "Yes, yes, yes, you take pride in your small chest, you save fabric for the country"

"Given your sincere attitude, I will let you off this time." The elder sister did not dwell on it.

Sister, it is time to stop.

Hey, you two, let go of me, I have unfinished business with Yuan Man!

Sister, it took a lot of effort to do my makeup, please don't mess it up

Under normal circumstances, just go to Haruno Sakura, take a couple of hits, and let the matter pass.

Lady Tsunade, along with Orochimaru, is one of the "Three Legendary Ninjas"

"This is unjust, elder sister, I truly never thought of it this way." Yuan Man raised both hands, signaling surrender

The grace of Sister Xie not to kill

Yuan Man also reached out to pat Orochimaru's shoulder: "Thank you for your hard work. Remember, you must not do anything beyond the limits of a normal person, such as sticking out your tongue"

The remaining members are also popular characters from Naruto in cosplay

Having finished speaking, Yuan Man hung the device onto Orochimaru and turned to run away

The two individuals holding him are Konoha's Jonin Kakashi Hatake and Might Guy.

Orochimaru had no understanding of this matter at all and did not dare to agree hastily, so he could only sneak a glance at Yuan Man.

You—stop right there!

Orochimaru : `` ... ... ''

If you say something like this to a hot-tempered girl, are you not going to run away, or are you just waiting to be beaten to death

It is true that he is an old classmate of Tsunade, but that is indeed the case. Now, hearing such words from an obvious impostor is quite uncomfortable.

This is not an ordinary standard, your approach is becoming increasingly unconventional. The older sister clicked her tongue.

Yuan Man! You rascal, you rascal—

Yuanman, complete, full of roundness, therefore it is a sphere

Orochimaru was left speechless—this is indeed my real name. Yuan Man is absolutely right; in this day and age, no one believes the truth.

It is not a defect; the defect lies with Tsunade! The body proportions of the two-dimensional world cannot exist in the three-dimensional world. If they truly did, it would undoubtedly be a condition known as 'gigantomastia'!

I apologize, dear sister. I may have gone a bit too far, please do not take it to heart

"Physical defects are difficult to compensate for." Orochimaru commented as his gaze swept over a certain part of the elder sister's body

A woman with yellow hair, wearing a light green coat adorned with a large character for "gamble" on the back, fiercely struck Yuan Man in the chest with a punch

Suddenly encountering such a situation, coupled with having an assistant like Orochimaru, the mental pressure has made one's temper more irritable, becoming more aggressive than usual

Let us put it this way, the difference between Tsunade and Sakura in a certain aspect is akin to that of a "mountain peak" and a "plain"

The latter chuckled and said, "Since elder sister is so enthusiastic, just agree. However, I can only make a cameo; having too many scenes would not be beneficial for you."

Are you here to cause trouble

"Orochimaru," Orochimaru replied

It must be due to excessive pressure

In this day and age, speaking the truth can lead to being beaten, alas... the moral fabric of society is deteriorating, and ethics are in decline

Perhaps feeling that one round was not enough to vent their frustration, they continued to throw two more punches, all the while speaking as they struck.

"Alright, I will listen to you and let that bastard off the hook for now," the elder sister glared at Yuan Man and said indignantly, "What’s wrong with having a small chest? A small one can play a big role! Can a big one play a small role?"

What is the relationship between these things

Indeed, sister, if it gets damaged, we will be left without a photographer

Yuan Man, you bastard, dare to mock me? Watch me not beat you to death

As expected, in the next moment, the elder sister erupted.

Indeed, it is likely that you, the great Orochimaru, have had a demoralizing effect on them

Sakura Haruno is also a character from Naruto and is a prized disciple of Tsunade. While ninjutsu can be inherited and personality traits can be passed down, innate qualities cannot be inherited.

The elder sister, overwhelmed with anger, even called out Yuan Man's nickname.

How should I address this friend

Extend the hand, pat the shoulder

Ah, ahaha. Yuan Man chuckled dryly, covering her chest.

This is a locally well-known cosplay community that is active in various anime-related events. They produce a short skit from time to time, and this time they have created one based on "Naruto"

Orochimaru whispered from behind, "What happened?"

However, while the death penalty can be avoided, the punishment for lesser crimes is hard to escape. So, let's talk about what this person is all about? This person naturally refers to Orochimaru.

Realizing this, Yuan Man slapped his own cheek and said

Why has it developed to this point

I admit that what you said is correct; there indeed exists such a disease in medicine—it's just that this disease could potentially manifest in you at any time. Just accept it; in fact, you are more suited to Cosplay as Haruno Sakura.

However, this is based on the standards of the three-dimensional world, and compared to Orochimaru, who has emerged from the world of Naruto, there exists an insurmountable chasm.

That is.

Sister, calm down. Yuan Man, you too. Don't you know what kind of temper your sister has? Don't provoke him anymore

Yuan Man is neither tsundere nor the type of person who is overly concerned with face; he will apologize when he is wrong

Long time no see, Tsunade